United Artists - All sounds © United Artists
Starring Steve Coogan, Shirley Henderson, Paddy Considine, Sean Harris,
Danny Cunningham, Andy Serkis, Chris Coghill, Dave Gorman, Peter Kay,
Ralf Little, Simon Pegg, John Simm, John Thomson, Raymond Waring
Directed by Michael Winterbottom
Written by Frank Cottrell Boyce
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BARRABUS.WAV
Steve Coogan: What's the worst band name you ever heard?
Paddy Considine: Uh. Skinny Monkey.
Steve Coogan: The worst one I heard, a mate of mine had a band called
Barrabus. Fu*king Barrabus! Who do you want? Barrabus!
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EPSTEIN.WAV
Hater: They're not calling you the new George Epstein ya know.
Steve Coogan: It's Brian Epstein.
Hater: George Epstein, Beatles manager.
Steve Coogan: That's Brian Epstein you di*khead.
Hater: George Epstein!
Steve Coogan: It's fu*kin' Brian Epstein.
Hater: Brian Martin.
Steve Coogan: It's not Brian, George Martin.
Hater: Brian Martin the producer, George Epstein the uh...
Steve Coogan: You're just fu*king wrong!
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FELLATIO.WAV
Steve Coogan: Ooh-ah. Do you mind if I touch your tits while you're
doing it please?
Hooker: Um-uh.
Steve Coogan: Thank you.
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FULLPENETRATION.WAV
Steve Coogan: Ahem. Excuse me.
Martin Hancock: Hi Tony.
Steve Coogan: Hi. Um, you got car keys?
Shirley Henderson: In the bag.
Steve Coogan: Thanks. (pause) I only got a blowjob, that's full penetration.
See you Howard.
Martin Hancock: See ya Tony.
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HANGED.WAV
Assistant: The office has just called.
Steve Coogan: All right.
Assistant: Ian Curtis has died.
Steve Coogan: What'd you? How, what d'ou mean? What do you mean?
Assistant: He's hanged himself. He was found at his home this morning.
Steve Coogan: You're joking.
Assistant: No. Sorry.
Steve Coogan: He's dead?
Assistant: Yea.
Steve Coogan: What a stupid bloody bugger.
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