Warning - Some Profane Language & Subject Matter
New Line Cinema 2004
Written & Directed
by David S. Goyer
Starring
Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson,
Dominic Purcell, Jessica Biel,
Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey
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AWKWARD.MP3
- (Ryan Reynolds) - Which
means the fat lady should be singing right about now. This is awkward.
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COCKJUGGLER.MP3
- (Ryan Reynolds) - You
cock-juggling thunder-c***!
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DATEOLDERMEN.MP3
Wesley Snipes: How do you bankroll this
operation?
Ryan Reynolds: I date a lot of older men. Come on man, I'm joking!
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HELLOKITTY.MP3
Parker Posey: OK King, where
is this tracking node of yours?
Ryan Reynolds: It's in my left ass cheek. (she slaps him) Fine. It's
in my right ass cheek. (she slaps him again) OK, seriously now, it's
in the meat of my butt just below the Hello Kitty tattoo.
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HORSE.MP3
Parker Posey:
Enough! It's not funny anymore.
Ryan Reynolds: No it's not, you horse-humping bitch!
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PENISENVY.MP3
- (Parker Posey) - How
about everyone here not saying the word dick anymore. It provokes
my envy.
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RUDE.MP3
- (Ryan Reynolds) - First
off, that's just rude. Second, I'm pretty sure we saved your ass back
there.
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SBD.MP3
- (Ryan Reynolds) - I can
tell you two things. One, your hairdo is...ridiculous. Two, I ate
a lot of garlic and I just farted; silent but deadly.
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VAGINA.MP3 - (Ryan
Reynolds) - Ya know the kind of
woman that just screams trouble? Ya see her and every warning bell
in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her
number. Well that's all I ever hook up with, but this betty, she blew
em all away in the sh*t-storm sweepstakes. Her name is Danica Talos,
you met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located
in her vagina.
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