BRUCE ALMIGHTY ( 2003 )
RATED
PG-13
Warning - Profane
Language & Subject Matter
Universal 2003 All sounds © Universal
Starring Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer
Aniston, Catherine Bell,
Steven Carell, Philip Baker Hall, Lisa Ann Walter, Steve Carell, Nora
Dunn
Directed by Tom Shadyac Written by Steve Koren, Mark O'Keefe,
Steve Oedekerk
AHOLE.MP3
Jim
Carrey : Maybe I should be more like Evan.
Philip Baker Hall: You don't wanna be like Evan. Evan's an a**hole.
Jim
Carrey : I can be an a**hole.
Philip Baker Hall: No Bruce, you can't. (Carrey knocks everything
out of his hand, listen for laughter from the crew) You gonna pick
that up?
Jim Carrey:
Yeah, I'm sorry.
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AMAZING.MP3
- (Jim Carrey) - This is amazing.
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APOCALYPSE.MP3
- (Jim Carrey) - Well, it was
nice to meet you God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon and good luck
with the apocalypse!
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ASS.MP3
Jim
Carrey : Look, would it help if I just said I was a complete ass?
Random Kid: You said ass!
Jim
Carrey : Yeah, but it's OK if I'm talking about a donkey. I didn't
say hole.
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BACKTOYOU.MP3
- (Jim Carrey) - I'm Bruce Nolan
for eyewitness news. Back to you f**kers!
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BEAUTIFUL.MP3
- (Jim Carrey) - B-E-A-utiful.
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BOOBS.MP3
Jennifer
Aniston: I mean, I know, I woke up this morning and I felt like my
boobs were bigger. Do they look bigger to you?
Jim Carrey : Um, what? Your uh, hmmm. No! Umm, bigger?
Random Kid: Oh come on! Look at them! Please! They are definitely
bigger. I mean look, they feel huge to me!
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BOOGER.MP3
- (Jim Carrey) - It's a good thing
we're wearing these today, cause I wouldn't want any stray hairs to
fall into the booger.
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BRETHREN.MP3
- (Jim Carrey) - Yo brethren!
What up with thee?
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BRUCE.MP3
- (Jim Carrey) - I am Bruce almighty!
My will be done!
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BUTTMONKEY.MP3 - (Jim Carrey) - Hey,
little anal-dwelling buttmonkey.
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