United Artists - All sounds ©United Artists
Starring Kieran Culkin, Claire Danes, Jeff Goldblum, Jared Harris, Amanda Peet, Ryan Phillippe
Written & Directed by Burr Steers
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BIGGERBABY.WAV
Waiter:
May I freshen your drink?
Susan
Sarandon: Little baby portion please. (pause)
Bigger baby. Thank you.
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BROTHER.WAV
Claire Danes: He's
your brother. You act like you hate him.
Kieran Culkin: I do! I do hate him, he's totally hateable. Evil niblet
f**k.
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FIELDHOCKEY.WAV
Player 1: Sh*t!
Player 2: You bitch!
Player 1: My ball c**tface!
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FUNNY.WAV
Claire Danes: Why
aren't you in school now?
Kieran Culkin: Sheer ingenuity.
Claire Danes: You're
funny.
Kieran Culkin: Instead of saying that someone or something
is funny, why don't you just laugh?
Claire Danes: (laughs) Is that better?
Kieran Culkin: Much.
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GHANDI.WAV - (Ryan Phillippe) - I think
that if Ghandi had had to hang out with you for any prolonged period
of time, he 'd've ended up kicking the sh*t out of you.
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INFERIOR.WAV
Claire Danes: Nice
meeting you, I'm gonna take off.
Ryan Phillippe:
Where are you headed?
Claire Danes: My
mom's. Upper east side.
Ryan Phillippe:
Yeah? Me too! That's where I'm staying,
amongst the cobwebs and geriatrics.
Claire Danes: Geriatrics?
Kieran Culkin: Everyone's inferior
to Ollie in one way or another. Just ask him, he'll tell ya.
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LESBIAN.WAV
Ryan
Phillippe: What does your mother
do?
Claire Danes: She's
a writer, mostly she just teaches now.
Ryan Phillippe:
She divorced?
Claire Danes: Never married.
Ryan
Phillippe: How come?
Claire Danes: Doesn't like men.
Ryan
Phillippe: Lesbian?
Claire Danes: No. Just a failed heterosexual.
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PISSING.WAV
- (Jeff Goldblum) - You know what I think you've been up to my boy.
I think you've been pissing in the well from which you drink.
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QUESTION.WAV
Claire Danes: What
kind of a name is Igby?
Kieran Culkin: The kind of a name that someone named Suki is in no
position to question.
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