Columbia - All sounds © Columbia
Starring Jennifer Westfeldt, Heather Juergensen, Scott Cohen,
Jackie Hoffman, Michael Mastro, Carson Elrod
Directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
Written by Heather Juergensen, Jennifer Westfeldt
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ACCOUNTANT.WAV
Kevin Sussman: And I think we're connecting. And I'd like to represent you as your, uh, accountant, and your boyfriend.... if that's at all possible.
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ACRONYMS.WAV
Jackie Hoffman: Professional eeuwsvglnsvwm seeking same. What could
that mean?
Co-worker: I'm not really versed in 'single scene' acronyms.
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ATONING.WAV
Tovah Feldshuh: She is 28 years old. She hasn't dated in a year --
I'm afraid she'll be alone forever
Jennifer Westfeldt: Will you shut up? I'm atoning.
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DEFECATING.WAV
Christopher Berger: Normally, I'm a, I'm pretty self-defecating guy.
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DOUBLESEXY.WAV
Heather Juergensen: What is that male obsession with lesbian sex about?
I don't get it.
Jennifer Westfeldt: You know what? You don't have to answer that.
Please don't.
Guy #1 at the bar: Come on... it's just...... sexy, right?
Guy #2 at the bar: Yeah! It's kind of hard to describe. I mean,
a woman alone is sexy, God bless. But two women together, it's like..
it's like...
Guy #1: Double sexy!
Guy #2: Right.
Jennifer Westfeldt: Double sexy? Whoa.
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