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Starring Robin Williams, Connie Nielsen, Michael Vartan,
Dylan Smith, Eriq La Salle, Erin Daniels, Gary Cole
Written & Directed by Mark Romanek
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AMATEURPORN.MP3 - (Robin Williams) - (voiceover)
Then, there's the amateur porn artists. We have to report kiddie porn
and animal cruelty, but anything else, no questions asked.
Robin Williams: How many prints do you need of these?
Jim Rash: Uh, just one set.
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ANYTHINGTOSAY.MP3 - (Robin Williams) - And if these pictures have
anything important to say to future generations, it's this. I was
here. I existed. I was young, I was happy, and someone cared enough
about me in this world to take my picture.
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ELEVENYEARS.MP3 - (Robin Williams) - I haven't f-d up a customer's
prints in eleven years!
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HAPPYMOMENTS.MP3 - (Robin Williams) - People take pictures of the
happy moments in their lives. Someone looking through our photo album
would conclude that we had led a joyous, leisurely existence; free
of tragedy. No one ever takes a photograph of something they want
to forget.
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HUNDREDS.MP3
Gary Cole: So the question is Sy, where did all those unaccounted
for prints go?
Robin Williams: Well, what kind of descrepancy are we talking about
Bill?
Gary Cole: We're talking about hundreds of prints Sy.
Robin Williams: Ha! That's not possible Bill.
Gary Cole: Oh yeah, I've done the math.
And the POs confirm it too.
Robin Williams: I don't know anything about it.
Gary Cole: Well I think ya do Sy.
Robin Williams: Well I don't Bill.
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JOBFORACLERK.MP3 - (Robin Williams) - Some people think that this
is a job for a clerk. They actually believe that any idiot that attends
a 2 day seminar can master the art of making beautiful prints in less
than an hour. Of course, like most things, there's far more to it
than meets the eye.
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LUCKYMAN.MP3
Robin Williams: You're a very lucky man Mr. Yorkin.
Michael Vartan: I'm sorry?
Robin Williams: You have a wonderful family, and if you don't mind
my saying so a very beautiful house too.
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MONEYFAIRY.MP3
Michael Vartan: How do you think we pay for all of this? I'm just
asking you. What, do you think there's a money fairy that comes and
slips an envelope under my pillow every month?
Connie Nielsen: What are you even talking about?
Michael Vartan: Well, how? All, all of this stuff, the new Mercedes,
the matching washer and dryer, the f-ing Jill Sander blouse you have
on, how? I love you Nina, I do, but if you continually want our life
to look like something out of a magazine, I'm sorry I've gotta work
to make that happen.
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REVERENCE.MP3 - (Robin Williams) - There's no sense of reverence for
the service they're providing for people. I process these photos as
if they were my own.
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SAD.MP3 - (Dylan Smith) - When someone seems sad, they don't have
any friends, people make fun of them; it makes me feel bad for them.
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SYTHEPHOTOGUY.MP3
Michael Vartan: Hey, how'd this one get in here.
Dylan Smith: Oh, that's Sy.
Michael Vartan: Sy?
Dylan Smith: Sy the photo guy.
Connie Nielsen: Oh yeah. Sy took it to finish off the roll.
Michael Vartan: Great. Well now we have a picture of Sy the photo
guy.
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THREATENINGME.MP3 - (Nick Searcy) - Are you f-ing threatening me?
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