Tri-Star - All sounds ©Tri-Star
Starring Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret, Michelle Meyrink, William Atherton, Patti D'Arbanville, Robert Prescott
Directed by Martha Coolidge Written by Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei
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ALLBRAIN.MP3 - (Val Kilmer) - I didn't want
you guys to think I was stuffy, ya know, no fun. All brain, no penis.
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ALPHABETICAL.MP3
Val Kilmer: All
my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example was under H, for
toy.
Gabriel Jarrett: What is that?
Val Kilmer: This, it's a penis stretcher.
Wanna try it?
Gabriel Jarrett: No!
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CHAFE.MP3
Severn Darden: Why is that toy on your head?
Val Kilmer: Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes.
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DECAFFEINATED.MP3 - (Val Kilmer) - If you think that by threatening
me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right.
But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated
brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
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ENTERASOFTEN.MP3
Jon Gries: These
are entries into the Frito Lay sweepstakes. No purchase necessary,
enter as often as you want so I am.
Val Kilmer: That's great! How many times?
Jon
Gries: Well,
t his batch makes it 1,650,000. I should win 32.6 percent of the prizes
including the car.
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FASHIONSENSE.MP3
- (Val Kilmer) - Let me take this opportunity to compliment you on
your fashion sense.
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IDRANKWHAT.MP3
- (Val Kilmer) - Self-realization, I was thinking of the immortal
words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"
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