New Line - All sounds © New Line
Starring Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John Lone, Zhang Ziyi, Roselyn Sanchez, Harris Yulin
Directed by Brett Ratner Written by Jeff Nathanson
AHHHH.WAV - (Chris Tucker) - I'm 'onna tell
ya somethin'. When people start shooting, white people ain't that
cool. They either runnin' around, hidin' behind tables, or screamin'
like aaahhhhhhh!!!
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BITCHSLAP.WAV - (Chris Tucker) - I will slap you so hard you'll end
up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it man, I'll bitchslap you back to
Bangkok.
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BUFFETLINE.WAV - (Chris Tucker) - Man what's wrong wit' cho? You don't
jump in front of a black man in a buffet line. Calm down!
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CHINAMANSCD.WAV - (Jackie Chan) - ...they all could be...hey, hey,
hey, hey! That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD!
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CRAZY.WAV - (Chris Tucker) - We coulda
been a good couple. We coulda had something special, but you one crazy
ass bitch!
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GODZILLA.WAV - Chris Tucker: Let me tell
you something about black people, when stuff goes down we keep our
cool.
Jackie Chan: Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic.
Chris Tucker: Yeah
right. When Godzilla's comin yall be trippin! I seen the movie! Ya
Guy-o-ka, guy-o-ka!
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HELLNO.WAV - (Chris Tucker) - Hell no!
Let's get the hell outta here!
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MASSAGE.WAV - Massage "Therapist":
You get massage from Chinese girl before?
Chris Tucker: No, but I heard it was the bomb.
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MONKEY.WAV
- (Chris Tucker) - That's
it. Bite that thing! Bite it! Bite it like a little monkey! Go on
bite it!
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NAKED.WAV
- (Jackie Chan) - You
invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
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POPEYES.WAV - (Chris Tucker) - I don't like my chickens live OK. I
like 'em dead and deep fried. Ya ever heard of Popeye's?
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SHAVEBUTT.WAV - (Jackie Chan) - You just asked everybody
to pick up their Samurai swords and shave your butt.
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TOTO.WAV
Chris Tucker: You think that scared me? I'm from Los Angeles, we invented
gangs. Gimme that badge.
Jackie Chan: No. You're a civilian. In Hong Kong I'm Michael Jackson,
you're Toto.
Chris Tucker: You mean Tito. Toto is what we ate last night for dinner.
Now gimme that badge.
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UNDERSTANDME.WAV
Jackie Chan: You never understand me.
Chris Tucker: You right cuz I didn't even understand what you said
to me right then.
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WORDS.WAV
Jackie Chan: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my
mouth?
Chris Tucker: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' outta
your mouth man.
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